1. When confronted with the issue of algae at the bottom of the swimming pool, athletic shoe with sandpaper taped to the bottom was the "obvious answer".
2. Has actually proved effective in naming all 5 of his children in the order which they were born, when spotted the first.
3. Humbly stood back and seen as others were given credit for the following list of products he thinks to have actually developed: mini-kite, hunk-a-bread, mousetrap with spear & paper.
4. Most typical place daddy prefers to try out social standards: elevator.
5. The majority of frequently used expression uttered by daddy when taking somebody on a tour of the very full garage: "I've lastly got it simply the way I desire it."
6. Self-employed, dad was concerned one day that he might have unintentionally been embezzling from himself for a number of years.
7. With his kids overlooking their Saturday chores, father let loose, perhaps, the least successful punishment of all time when he stated "you've lost the benefit to work." This would likewise mark the last penalty he was asked to hand out.
8. Items that dad collects: typewriters, coins, motorcycles, cap guns, lawnmower parts, elastic band, printing presses. Estimated total value: $74.
9. Although totally practical, papa asserted the REWIND button on the VCR was purely cosmetic and didn't believe "it's implied to do that."
10. For being an extremely entertaining and loving papa.
Delighted Father's Day!
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